June 21st, 2006
Slow News Day
Apparently, two Hewlett Packard executives had the following conversation.
Exec One: Nobody is paying much attention to us. It’s a slow news day.
Exec Two: Just recycle a press release from last year.
Exec One: Great idea!
Here’s the story:
HP today said it would lay off 15,300 workers by liquidating its global operations group and spreading it around to its business groups, the latest in a streamlining plan to make the company leaner and meaner.
Wow! how bold. Then you get further down into it and see:
The move is the latest step in a July 2005 turnaround plan by Hurd to provide a simpler reporting structure with fewer management layers, reduce costs and focus on serving customers.
That’s summer for you.
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